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  1. Sew the zombie's mouth shut (don't forget to cut the nails - they might grow back - so cut the fingers too!)
  2. Remove half of its brain
  3. Put it on a leash
  4. Chain it in the back yard shed so it can play video games
  1. Put on a muzzle
  2. Make it watch a Michael Moore movie over and over
  3. Feed it your mother in law
  4. Have unprotected zombie sex
  5. Feed it McDonald's Angus Burgers
  6. Get it drunk

 

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